Size Matters!

It’s official! Size, in fact, does matter – more than sex, even!
The headline and article (below) in the New York Times a couple days ago confirms it.
Half Of UK Men
Would Swap Sex
For 50 Inch TV
LONDON (Reuters) - Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV, a survey -- perhaps unsurprisingly carried out for a firm selling televisions -- said on Friday.
Electrical retailer Comet surveyed 2,000 Britons, asking them what they would give up for a large television, one of the latest consumer "must-haves."
The firm found 47 percent of men would give up sex for half a year, compared to just over a third of women.
"It seems that size really does matter more for men than women," the firm said.
Oh, gosh, do I feel inadequate? My house is just too small for the "must-have" television that I don't have.
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